May is National Masturbation Month here in the good ‘ol USA.  And they say we’re a bunch of prudes!  I only learned about this special month-long celebration several months ago.  Where have I been all these years?!  Let’s make up for lost time.

Here are some fun facts and links to keep you celebrating:

In semi-related news, May also happens to be host to many other “holidays”. For example, National Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month.  You know what’s a good way to prevent pregnancy?  Masturbation instead of sex.  And, don’t forget Mother’s Day is this Sunday May 13th.  Maybe mom would like a vibrator to go along with her Fifty Shades of Grey series.  Just sayin’.  Lastly, May is also National Bike Month. I’ll just let your imagination run with that one.

 
Recommended Reading
May is Masturbation Month [Good Vibrations]
A Guide to Masturbation [Everyday Health]
Spanking the Monkey [marissavelarde]